How Do You Train A Gerbil To Attack?
Thursday, December 31st, 2009 at
4:35 am
My landlord does not allow dogs and I suspect my neighbors are crackheads…
Tagged with: Attack • Gerbil • Train
Filed under: Other Pocket Pets
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Put a Collier and leash and start walking him along side the pit bulls,soon he will start thinking he;s a pit bull and the rest is history..
put him a slingshot and hurl him towards someone..
wtf is a question like this?!?!?!?!?! if you want something to attack (and want it to actually hurt) get a pittbull!
I am laughing too hard to come up with something witty. Well done!
dress it up like a rat, nobody messes with rats scurrying around, people should leave you alone
uhmmmmm…
LOLLLL i like the answer above me. =]
Point your rear end towards your adversary, pull your butt cheeks apart and give the command to attack “squeeeeeeeeeeeeek” your Gerbil will come flying out like batman with little beaver teeth of death at the ready.
Teach him how to fetch a ball at top speed!!
So when next you see ur adversary, call him “Hey John!” and hurl the ball at him!!
Then watch your girbil race at top speed to get the ball!
Then equally watch how your adversary will develop wings and fly like a rocket away from the attacking girbil!!!